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Songs in My Underwear

by BOXOMYLK

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Making Songs in My Underwear 02:31
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I sit here at the computer in my underwear It's so damn hot, I sweat and I'm thirsty But no one seems to care I hope the rain outside begins to cool down the air Or I'll be stuck making songs in my underwear I think I'll make another song how long could it take? Play with the drums, and guitars, and it becomes this song of ours A storm is brewin' outside in the trees I can see the flashes of lightning through the leaves I hope the rain outside begins to cool down the air Or I'll be stuck making songs in my underwear I think I'll make another song how long could it take? Play with the drums, and guitars, and it becomes this song of ours
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Candy Corn 02:42
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I took a walk last night and it was scary I walked through the field all alone in the dark Gave me the creeps, I started walking faster Until I realized it was myself that I was chasing after I turn my head and now I regret it Saw another shadow, this time beheaded Come and get it, your candy corn Open your bags, but be forewarned It could contain a razor blade Or a poisonous cricket, here's a doggy biscuit I saw up ahead of me a figure in the shadows Black silhouette I stopped dead in my tracks My heart began to race, I could barely see his face There was a scary red mist all over the place Ooh it was gruesome, I can't believe It's that time of year y'all, Happy Happy Halloween Come and get it, your candy corn Open your bags, but be forewarned It could contain a razor blade Or a poisonous cricket, here's a doggy biscuit
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A Nation Divided 03:30
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Hey everyone, the time has begun Where BOXOMYLK gets to have some fun Talk about the nation that we all live in United we stand? You gotta be kiddin' Left and Right both say they're right But they put up a fight, and they got blind sight Red or Blue which side are you? It makes me sick just like the flu Speaking of which, have I got my shot? Healthcare? Bullshit. Do I qualify or not? What does it take to make some sense? We got two sides like a chainlink fence Bush or Kerry, which one's worse? Either one puts our soldiers in a hearse But the war on terror, is it really true? Who are they fighting for, me or you? Our nation stands divided The left and right collided Red and blue the fire ignited Our nation stands divided The left and right collided And you call us A Nation United? Is it oil in the Middle East? Bush went to war without a plan for peace Stuck in Iraq and we can't turn back Doesn't he know that his plan was whack? Fuzzy math? Kiss my ass. Fudge the numbers while our country's going under Bush and his friends get rich off oil Holding hands with the Middle East royals John Kerry democrats we just get dissed Cause we're left wing nutjobs, we call it common sense They say we have no morals by being pro choice And they're brainwashed by churches and they need their own voice We got celebrities like Michael Moore Bruce Springsteen, and Roseanne Barr But are they good or bad for our divided nation We got extremists on both sides of the equation Our nation stands divided The left and right collided Red and blue the fire ignited Our nation stands divided The left and right collided And you call us A Nation United? The Left bash the Right-Wingers Gun-totin', God fearin', redneck country singers The Right bash the left The atheist, moraless, flip-flopping Left What happened to the middle ground? Will these labels ever die? If it does, I hope that I'm still alive So I can change the world with my right to vote Can our country mend itself? We can only hope Our nation stands divided The left and right collided Red and blue the fire ignited Our nation stands divided The left and right collided And you call us A Nation United?
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Brain Damage (My Apartment Sucks!) 05:11
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Living in a world infested with bugs The potato-eating kind, crawling on my walls You can't see 'em 'cause the carpet's brown In a pool of bug spray, potato bugs drown They make all these weird movements I say It's the grossest thing ever when I spray The bug spray, yeah, the bug spray It's the most effective weapon that I have Except there's on thing, that really gets me But sometimes I like it that way Brain damage, yeah that's what I said Brain damage, I think I could be dead Brain damage, I don't know what's worse Brain damage, just bring me the hearse Think about it all day when I'm class I can't come back home, those bugs can kiss my ass But I really wouldn't want that though 'cause that would be gross I've got enough problems here, but what I hate most Crawling from the cracks, infesting my kitchen Crawling on the tile floors, you'll hear me bitchin! My neighbors think I'm nuts when I puke up my guts I hate barfing just as much, but you know the rest Except there's on thing, that really gets me But sometimes I like it that way Brain damage, yeah that's what I said Brain damage, I think I could be dead Brain damage, I don't know what's worse Brain damage, just bring me the hearse Oh my god there he is! Kill 'em, kill 'em! Ohh yeah, die! Die! Hahahaha Okay that was disgusting. Alright boys and girls, I'm gonna break this down for ya When I say "my apartment sucks" repeat it after me Got it? It's easy guys, just repeat after me. Alright, here we go! Walk in the door and see bugs on my floor My apartment sucks (my apartment sucks) They hide in my walls and under the rug My apartment sucks (my apartment sucks) If I survive this year, It'll be a miracle My apartment sucks (my apartment sucks) Take that landlord, I'm moving out My apartment sucks (my apartment sucks) I could go a few days and see no bugs at all Suddenly I jinx myself, then things go wrong But little do I know, I've sold my soul To the six legged demon, the potato bug troll I creep open my door, my eyes as big as bowling balls Yes I love bowling, it's my favorite thing Well I'm learning the hook, as you can see But I'm getting off topic, you know what to say Except there's on thing, that really gets me But sometimes I like it that way Brain damage, yeah that's what I said Brain damage, I think I could be dead Brain damage, I don't know what's worse Brain damage, just bring me the hearse When I see the bugs, I know what to do I grab my can of bug spray, that's right, bug spray Couple of sprays on that potato bug shell A few seconds later they're going to hell But the vapors of the bug spray, they tickle my nose Head straight to my head, everyone knows It's a wonderful feeling, it's a bit unnerving I feel dizzy yet happy, slightly disturbing I think I've got brain damage We all have brain damage But I think it's better this way Brain damage, yeah that's what I said Brain damage, I think I could be dead Brain damage, yeah that's what I said Brain damage, I think I could be dead
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Hail to the DJ 03:48
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Finn and Fuaa are back again Call all ya peeps, send the clowns in Callin all b-boys make your move Step out on the floor, show us that b-boy groove Sick moves! On display Here at the mall next to the arcade Comin' straight at ya with fo flex style Been watchin my back, in the block for a while Show us what ya got, a lot like a robot Dude it's hot, let's dance nonstop Fresh cuts! Straight from the block I'mma bust out moves, your body I'mma rock Top rock, the fundamental elemental Finn and Fuaa, BOXOMYLK, let's get funky now! Kick it once more, hail to the DJ Spin this track, we can dance all damn day Kick it once more, hail to the DJ Spin this track, we can dance all damn day Finn and Fuaa, keep it fresh Keepin' it real unlike the rest We know what it's all about Keep the good time's comin' twist and shout Poppin' and lockin' to your sickening groove Stick it to ya motha, what you tryin to prove? Representin' the basement, you should see your face when I bust a Finnay freeze my stai you be chasin' My moves you hack, yours are whack Imitatin', playa hatin', you talk smack Just keep it on the cardboard Every day, every night, we thank our Lord For these beats, for these rhymes, for the very good times Finn and Fuaa, BOXOMYLK, let's get funky now! Kick it once more, hail to the DJ Spin this track, we can dance all damn day Kick it once more, hail to the DJ Spin this track, we can dance all damn day Finn and Fuaa, BOXOMYLK, let's get funky now!
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Finn and Fuaa Breakin' 02:33
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Here it is, you guys ready for some breakin? How 'bout some Finn and Fuaa breakin? Well the new tune from B.O.M. is gonna bring it to ya! 1-2-3 Hit it B-Boy Finn, B-Boy Fuaa Throw it down any time big or small Breakdance, BOXOMYLK Two simple things as smooth as silk Move your feet, on the floor Do it some more even if you're sore Throw your hands in the air and shout B-B-B-B-Boy B-Boys make some noise Throw your hands in the air B-B-B-B-Boy B-Girls make some noise Throw your hands in the air B-B-B-B-Girl Finn and Fuaa till the end Break it down anywhere cause they can Cardboard? Concrete? As long as it's a surface you can move your feet Move your feet, on the floor Do it some more even if you're sore Throw your hands in the air and shout B-B-B-B-Boy B-Boys make some noise Throw your hands in the air B-B-B-B-Boy B-Girls make some noise Throw your hands in the air B-B-B-B-Girl Breakdown! Break-it-down, Break-it-down, Break-it-down, Break-it-down Break-it-down, Break-it-down, Break! Break! Break! B-Boys make some noise Throw your hands in the air B-B-B-B-Boy B-Girls make some noise Throw your hands in the air B-B-B-B-Girl Breakdown! Break-it-down, Break-it-down, Break-it-down, Break-it-down Break-it-down, Break-it-down, Break! Break! Break! Freeze!
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Banjo Rock 03:44
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Banjo rock, I hit the snooze on my alarm clock Not just once, but three or four, times before I have to get up To start my day Oh here it begins, another day in my life So much to do and so much to see Like the clouds up in the sky The warm nights in July The ripples on the water As far as you can see It's time I see the finer things What the early morning daylight brings The smell of autumn in the air Material things just can't compare The peaceful sounds that sooth my soul Like the music of a banjo Or my spirit lose control Like the music of a banjo Banjo rock, I wake up a six 'o clock I didn't need it this time I let the sunrise open my eyes today Oh here it begins, another day in my life So much to do and so much to see Like the clouds up in the sky The warm nights in July The ripples on the water As far as you can see It's time I see the finer things What the early morning daylight brings The smell of autumn in the air Material things just can't compare The peaceful sounds that sooth my soul Like the music of a banjo Or my spirit lose control Like the music of a banjo So now it has passed, another day in my life So much more to do and so much more to see Like the clouds up in the sky, the warm nights in July See things in a different life and now I am free
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Home for the Holidays 01:36
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BOXOMYLK is comin' home for the Holidays I've got a lotta ways to bring y'all joy and fun this year Hey kids follow me, here's some scratch-off tickets for the lottery I hope y'all win this year
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Mylkhead 04:30
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Look up and over the trash dumpster You will find what we've left behind Eerie feeling, you look to your side Just a brief glimpse can cause terror inside Run away and hide some place That's what happens when they see my face They don't understand that it's part of me I can't take it off, why can't they see? I'm a Mylkhead, yes that's right I wear a mylk jug on my head It takes a hold of my inner soul It won't let go, I'm outta control I'm just a person just like they are But looks can be deceiving It's not until you get up and dance And show me that you're not afraid I'll let you in and you'll be free Take my mask and come along with me You have no become one of us and As we like to say, in BOXOMYLK we trust I'm a Mylkhead, yea that's right I wear a mylk jug on my head It takes a hold of my inner soul It won't let go, I'm outta control BOXOMYLK, let's go! I'm a Mylkhead, yea that's right I wear a mylk jug on my head It takes a hold of my inner soul It won't let go, I'm outta control Mylkhead!!! BOXOMYLK, let's go!
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Smoky Bowling Alley 07:46
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Don't bring your baby to a smokey bowling alley
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Punk Rock Potato Bugs 06:15
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Living in a world infested with bugs The potato-eating kind, crawling on my walls You can't see 'em 'cause the carpet is brown In a pool of bug spray, potato bugs drown They make all these weird movements I say It's the grossest thing ever when I spray The bug spray, yeah, the bug spray, yeah It's the most effective weapon that I have Except there's on thing, that really gets me But sometimes I like it that way Let's go! Brain damage, yeah that's what I said Brain damage, I think I could be dead Brain damage, I don't know what's worse Brain damage, just bring me the hearse Think about it all day when I'm class Can't come back home, those bugs can kiss my ass But I really wouldn't want that though 'cause that would be gross I've got enough problems here, but what I hate most Crawling from the cracks, infesting my kitchen Crawling on the tile floors, you'll hear me bitchin! Neighbors think I'm nuts when I puke up my guts I hate barfing just as much, oh no here comes my lunch Except there's on thing, that really gets me But sometimes I like it that way Let's go! Brain damage, yeah that's what I said Brain damage, I think I could be dead Brain damage, I don't know what's worse Brain damage, just bring me the hearse Oh my god there he is! Kill 'em, kill 'em! Ohh yeah, die! Die! Hahahaha I walk in the door and see bugs on my floor My apartment sucks (my apartment sucks) They hide in my walls and under the rugs My apartment sucks (my apartment sucks) If I survive this year, it'll be a miracle My apartment sucks (my apartment sucks) Take that landlord, I'm moving out My apartment sucks (my apartment sucks) I could go a few days and see no bugs at all Suddenly I jinx myself, then things go wrong But little do I know, that I've sold my soul To the six legged demon, the potato bug troll I creep open my door, eyes as big as bowling balls I love bowling, it's my favorite thing Well I'm learning the hook, as you can see But I'm getting off topic, just bear with me please Except there's on thing, that really gets me But sometimes I like it that way Let's go! Brain damage, yeah that's what I said Brain damage, I think I could be dead Brain damage, I don't know what's worse Brain damage, just bring me the hearse When I see the bugs, I know what to do I grab my can of bug spray, the bug spray, yeah Couple of sprays on that potato bug shell A few seconds later they're going to hell The vapors of the bug spray, they tickle my nose Head straight to my head, everyone knows A wonderful feeling, it's a bit unnerving Dizzy yet happy, slightly disturbing I think I've got brain damage We all have brain damage But I think it's better this way 1-2! Brain damage, yeah that's what I said Brain damage, I think I could be dead Brain damage, I don't know what's worse Brain damage, just bring me the hearse Let's go! Brain damage, yeah that's what I said Brain damage, I think I could be dead Brain damage, I don't know what's worse Brain damage, just bring me the hearse
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Mr. Happy 03:52
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Mr. Happy, he smiles, he makes me laugh He takes me to a happy place with treasures I can have He sits upon a lily pad, shows off his toothy grin I like it when he giggles, and jiggles that hair upon his chin Mr. Happy, Mr. Happy, yeah he's weird But I ain't got no qualms with him, he's got a fuzzy beard With an axe and a bag, filled with heads and faces With smiles oh so bright, even some got braces In the darkness of night, you'll see the light Don't worry young ones, it's alright Mr. Happy is so fun, he's got games for everyone Tie me up and tickle my toes, put a corn cob up my nose We can play the smile game, just don't sit and cry all day 'cause I'm Mr. Happy, so happy happy I'm Mr. Happy today I'm Mr. Happy, so happy happy I'm Mr. Happy today He prays upon the angry ones, even the scared and sad If you don't got a jolly face, he'll stuff you in his bag So my advice for you, to keep your face smilin' If you don't wanna die tonight then quit yo' damn whinin' His axe is so big, so tall and so wide With lots of white teeth that are stuck to the side He's got such a big sack, draped upon his back All the frowny faces just got tossed in like that In the darkness of night, you'll see the light Don't worry young ones, it's alright Mr. Happy is so fun, he's got games for everyone Tie me up and tickle my toes, put a corn cob up my nose We can play the smile game, just don't sit and cry all day 'cause I'm Mr. Happy, so happy happy I'm Mr. Happy today I'm Mr. Happy, so happy happy I'm Mr. Happy today
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Mallin' 02:01
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We're going mallin' When the sun comes out, I'm gonna tell you how I feel When the sun is out, and it shines so bright We hang out at the mall all day and night We like to shop, and walk, and run and skip Meet me by the bathroom We're gonna shop till we drop, find all the sales Kim bought me a balloon At Spencer's yea, that funny store With all the things galore We went to the bookstore and then the shoe store We'll be comin' back for more Don't tell me that, it's closing time We'll be kickin' your behind We're going mallin' When the sun comes out, I'm gonna tell you how I feel When the sun is out, and it shines so bright We hang out at the mall all day and night We like to shop, and walk, and run and skip Meet me by the bathroom We're gonna shop till we drop, find all the sales I bought Jeff a balloon At Spencer's yea, that funny store With all the things galore We went to the bookstore and then the shoe store We'll be comin' back for more Don't tell me that, it's closing time We'll be kickin' your behind We're going mallin' When the sun comes out, I'm gonna tell you how I feel When the sun is out, and it shines so bright We hang out at the mall all day and night
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Valentine 04:51
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I've been with you for 8 months and 12 days Here is a love song I made for you to play On this special day, Valentine's day, that's what I say, it's a neat way You're my smoochface, my sexy salamander Superstar is what you are, you're laughter's what I'm after You're sexy smile, it's been awhile Can I give you a kiss out on the snow pile? Won't you be my Valentine So I can see you all the time Won't you be my Valentine So I can hold you and call you mine We can hide from the bugs while we kiss and hug It's your love that gets me goin' when it's snowin' Hey babe let's go bowlin' Eatin' at the caf, I like to make you laugh A simple lunch date, hey at least until you graduate Won't you be my Valentine So I can see you all the time Won't you be my Valentine So I can hold you and call you mine Hey look at the time, sorry smooch I gotta go Just call me on the phone, we can watch Average Joe Until the next episode as we like to say, but BOXOMYLK is outta here, Happy Valentine's Day Won't you be my Valentine So I can see you all the time Won't you be my Valentine So I can hold you and call you mine
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Life Won't Be There, Son 01:31
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There once was a time where talk was cheap Sittin' here, chillin' out, makin' this beat I'm kickin' back, all day long I'll eat a few sandwiches, even make a song So long to ya mom, last night I seen her In the back with a man so drunk he beat her Yo it ain't cool in the world these days As long as kids beatin' up the others in the way So my story to you is always be there What will happen if you're not? Life won't be there, son

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A collection of songs where I did my own vocals and lyrics

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released January 24, 2005

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BOXOMYLK is the first electronic music project of Jeff Finley. Starting in 2000 and continuing until 2013, Jeff's music is inspired by hip hop, breakbeat, techno, funk, nu metal, punk rock, and electronica

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